When Locusts Attack!

8/6 - I'm fairly certain this is a locust. The picture does not do justice to the size of this thing. It's body is like four inches long and then the legs, yuck! I was peacefully watching Drop Dead Diva (LOVE!) when it flew over and landed on my foot. Seriously?!?! I HATE things with wings and they ALWAYS attack me! There was a bat hiding in the curtains in my room that flew out and latched onto my hair. It was a three day ordeal finding it and ridding our house of that animal. There was a bird outside the bank that flew at me and landed on my head and started ripping out my hair. There was a seagull in Disneyworld that body slammed my head landed and then screeched at me. Now the locust that's haunting me and ruining my peaceful kid-free experience. Do all the winged things of the world unite to plot against me?